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Are You Male? British Airways Thinks You’re a Child Molestor.

By BadDoggie (Thu Nov 29, 2007 at 07:47:45 AM EST) BA sucks, pederasty, stupid policies, ill-conceived, preposterous (all tags)

Flight 1462 to Edinburgh, Sunday night. Late boarding, we’re stuck in the ass of the plane. There’s an older chav-like female sitting in the window seat, reading some very pink magazine full of all the important information on world events one should be familiar with such as Britney Spears’ latest alleged lover’s name, the latest photos of Julia Someone-or-Other, and tips on how to do a French manicure at home for only £3.50.

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Building a new mah-cheen

By BadDoggie (Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 02:31:56 PM EST) (all tags)

I need a more powerful box. Potential specs inside. Commentary sought.

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Tampa Approach, Cessna 66113.

By BadDoggie (Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 08:01:34 PM EST) Flying rocks! (all tags)

I was supposed to fly yesterday to refamiliarize myself in the cockpit in order to take bro and nephew up today. As I finished checking out the plane the shit weather rolled in. Winds aloft from the north, 33-57kt! Scattered to broken at 2000. FUCK! I rescheduled the flight with an instructor for midday today and could still take the two up this afternoon, which is exactly what I did.

3.2 hours on the Hobbs, more than four in the cockpit, I'm beat. And elated. Cute pic inside.

Poll: Dilemma which needs input.

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ATTENTION PHILLY HUSI INFIDELS

By BadDoggie (Wed Oct 31, 2007 at 03:33:18 PM EST) Philadelphia (all tags)

THE TICKET HAS BEEN PURCHASED. REPEAT: THE TICKET HAS BEEN PURCHASED.

I will be in USia from 07-17NOV-ish, and in Phillia from probably 09-12 NOV. Party plans may commence.

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Well isn't THAT interesting...

By BadDoggie (Sat Oct 06, 2007 at 09:32:39 AM EST) Microsoft, Windows, bullshit (all tags)

The Windows update site now requires that the "Automatic Services" and "Background Transfer" services not only be running but must be permanently switched on (i.e., set to Automatic). It's also impossible to avoid Genuine Disadvantage if you install fresh.

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I CAN HAZ KAT

By BadDoggie (Sat Sep 29, 2007 at 11:48:47 PM EST) (all tags)

NOT KATZ. ONLEE WUN.

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Oktoberfest violence

By BadDoggie (Mon Sep 24, 2007 at 01:51:34 PM EST) (all tags)

Every year it's the same thing: truly mind-boggling amounts of alcohol, clueless fucktards and tits. And #1, influenced by #2 can't see anything but #3, believing the owners of said items to find him irresistable.

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Guess who's coming to dinner

By BadDoggie (Thu Sep 20, 2007 at 12:35:21 PM EST) (all tags)

And by "dinner" I fucking mean "dim sum".

ATTENTION BAY AREA INFIDELS: I SHALL RETURN. IN OCTOBER.

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WE ARE FAMILY

By BadDoggie (Fri Sep 14, 2007 at 07:09:47 PM EST) cats, PKD, kidney, infection, veterinarians (all tags)

I CAN HAZ PERZHINS!

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1 outta 2

By BadDoggie (Wed Sep 12, 2007 at 07:33:21 PM EST) (all tags)

"Hey, Stelpa. Komm, komm."
My cat stayed away.

"Kommdu hérna." C'mon over here.
She didn't budge.

"Don't be afraid. You're back home. No more hospital. I'm not gonna hurt you."
And then I realised...

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