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By BadDoggie (Mon Sep 24, 2007 at 01:51:34 PM EST) (all tags)

Every year it's the same thing: truly mind-boggling amounts of alcohol, clueless fucktards and tits. And #1, influenced by #2 can't see anything but #3, believing the owners of said items to find him irresistable.

Scene: Last night.

Man M is leaving the Hofbräu tent. Woman W is following about two steps behind him. M turns back to see that W is still there. Fucktard drunk X, at that moment, reaches out, grabs W by the shoulder and back of the head and smooshes his face into hers. Within half a second M is flying at X with his hand set for a perfect choking hit. M connects with X (who is twice his size), W hasn't realised what's happened, X's friend tries to hold X back as M stands there apparently ready to escalate. Security guard comes over, nods to M, tells X to fuck off with his friends in a different direction. M and W go back to exiting the tent.

Having thought about this event from last night a few times today it still seems like M's response was reasonable. It was also instan-fucking-taneous.

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those nutty krauts by sasquatchan (4.00 / 2) #1 Mon Sep 24, 2007 at 01:58:07 PM EST

I tell you.. Next thing you know they'll try to invade France.. Again..

Well you know, we Americans are a violent lot by georgeha (4.00 / 3) #2 Mon Sep 24, 2007 at 02:00:17 PM EST

as the more highly evolved Europeans rarely forget to tell us, we go for fisticuffs when reasoned debate might be the better solution (or at least selling arms rather than using them).

What? by ad hoc (4.00 / 3) #3 Mon Sep 24, 2007 at 02:43:27 PM EST

You don't have tasers there? It's not a real celebration without a good tasering or two.
--
Heat, pressure, and time: the three things that make a diamond also make a waffle.

: don't tase me, bro by sasquatchan (3.83 / 6) #4 Mon Sep 24, 2007 at 02:45:49 PM EST

violence is inherent in the system! I'm being repressed!

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Question by Herring (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon Sep 24, 2007 at 03:31:25 PM EST

Have you ever ben out drinking in a UK town centre?

You can't outlaw rabbits! They'll just go underground - Milton Jones

Me? Yes. by BadDoggie (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon Sep 24, 2007 at 04:04:39 PM EST

And I was stupid enough to get into at least one argument with at least one man who was selling me something I planned to put into my mouth. I have no choice but to admit this here since there were a number of HuSian witnesses. I've also been party to more than one disagreement on a UK street which began with one of the interested parties yelling, "OI YOU FUCKER!" at the other. No participant last night was UKian.

woof.

OMG WE'RE FUCKED! -- duxup ?
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: Indeed by dmg (2.00 / 0) #8 Mon Sep 24, 2007 at 05:26:04 PM EST

The UKian penchent for drunken violence and bad behaviour has been well documented!
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"the fact that absolutely no evidence of their existence can be found only serves to make them stronger and more frightening".
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Yerpians are so polite by lm (2.00 / 0) #6 Mon Sep 24, 2007 at 03:40:31 PM EST

At the watering holes in my neighborhood, they would have had to call out the riot squad and bring out the paddy wagon if that situation started to go down.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic

pretty understandable by Merekat (4.00 / 1) #9 Tue Sep 25, 2007 at 02:44:43 AM EST

Though I do wonder why W didn't also have a go.

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